Privacy

Last updated September 2026.

What we collect

This site collects your email address and which offer you clicked.

If you type them, we also store a first name and whether you ticked the guarantee box. We record the marketing source of your visit (UTM parameters), the page you landed on, your browser's user agent, and the country your request came from.

What we do not collect

No health information. No symptoms. No medications. No parent names. No health quiz. We do not ask, and there is nowhere on this site to tell us.

No payment details. No card is collected, because nothing is for sale yet.

What we do with it

We email you when the files are ready, and we count how many people signed up so we know whether to build them. That is the whole purpose.

We do not sell your data. We do not share your list.

Where it lives

Signups are stored on Cloudflare infrastructure. Your email is never sent to a health app or a medical service.

Advertising

We may run ads. If an advertising pixel is active, it records that a page was viewed, that a checkout button was clicked, and that an email was submitted — not what you typed.

Getting removed

Email hello@midlifedesk.com and we delete your record. No form and no reason required.